Joke thread

[dronefromsector7G]

It was just because it was you flower. ;)

I know - you hold me to such high standards

 

[bluebc]

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[Mr Fraser]

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Is that rude?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Is that rude?

Once he pops, he just can't stop

 

[Zubrman]

Is that rude?

He was going for his Nik-Naks earlier.

 

[bluebc]

 

[Uwe Already]

My wife has a shell tattooed on her inner thigh - if you put your ear to it, you can smell the sea..

 

[JRockBlues]

My fiancee and I broke up right before Christmas. She went ahead and gave me the gift she had picked out, a copy of the Kama Sutra. It put me in an awkward position.

 

[LWashington]

Once he pops, he just can't stop

He thought, "This empty tube will come in handy".