Here's a topical joke.
The Titanic has hit the iceberg and is taking on water.
A bloke wanders into the bar.
"Hello", he says to the barman.
Barman - "Hello, what would you like to drink"?
Bloke - "I'll have a double G&T please". "Looks like we're sinking"!
Barman - "Oh yes, we're definitely sinking, i t's Davey Jones locker for us without a doubt, we've had it!"
Bloke - "Will you carry on serving me as long as you can while we're on the way down"?
Barman - "Of course I will, there's nothing I can do about it, we're goners so I'll just carry on."
Bloke - "Can I have the same again please? A double G&T?"
Barman - Takes the money but only charges half price.
"There you go . I don't think it'll take too long before we go underneath the waves now!"
Bloke - "I suppose not, but you're still going to be serving till the end you say?"
Barman - "Absolutely, till rhe very end."
Bloke - "What about the band?"
Barman - "Yes they'll carry on playing too. Playing till the bubbles come out of their trumpets they will."
Bloke - "Oh, I'll have another double G&T then, might as well!)
Barman - takes the money but just charges half price again. "There you go. I'll have one myself if it's ok? I don't want to go sober to my grave!"
Bloke - "No problem, feel free to join me we can't do anything.
Barman - "No, we've had it, won't be long now!"
Bloke - "There's a question I'd like to ask you before we die."
Barman - "Ok, go ahead, we've only got a couple of minutes left now I reckon, what harm can it do"
Bloke - "What I want to know is this.
I have been ordering double G&Ts and yet you've only been charging for one, why's that?"
Barman - "It's happy hour...."
