Joke thread

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage, but I lost the case.

Justice is a dish best served cold, because if it were served warm, it would be just water.

I tried to scape the Apple store, but I couldn't because there were no Windows.

I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something horrible is about to happen... I can feel it.

She was only a whiskey maker, but I loved her still.

The school I went to was sponsored by IKEA. Assembly took ages.

Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill. It’s a little fit bunny.

 

[JRockBlues]

I was once so broke that I couldn't afford to pay my electric bill.

Those were dark days.

 

[blue44]

I was once so broke that I couldn't afford to pay my electric bill.

Those were dark days.

we were so poor

we used to have beans on toast

cos we couldn't afford plates

 

[blue44]

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bloody hell
is that real ? I cant believe it.
Its like summert they'd have in Pattaya years ago.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Uwe Already]

Oldie, but seeing what has gone before…

The CEO of IKEA has just been voted in as prime minister of Sweden - he’ll have his cabinet assembled by the weekend ;)

 

[SCEtoAUX]

What is the motto of the French navy?

"a l'eau, c'est l'heur".

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Explain

To water is the hour, is the google translation.

It’s a homophonic joke.

Spoiler

When spoken it sounds like ‘Allo, Sailor’

 

[Mr Fraser]

It’s a homophonic joke.

Spoiler

When spoken it sounds like ‘Allo, Sailor’

So bad it's good, took me about 8 times saying out loud before I got it