A guy is on a night out with his mates at a club , part way through the evening he goes for a pee, twenty minutes later he comes back white as a sheet and shaking … a mate says what happened to you? The bloke says he went for a piss and while in the toilet a giant of a man walked in and pulled a gun on him , he then pulled his huge cock out and said it’s either this and waved his cock about or this and waved his gun about! His mate said what did you do? The guy said well you didn’t hear a shot did you!