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Joke thread
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Bill Walker
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Err where's the trout pout ?
I asked AI to recreate Debbie Does Dallas. I got a soap opera.¡
Alan Harper's Tash
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I was once touched up by a children's entertainer in a city in Spain.
“Seville?“
“No, Rolf.”
“Seville?“
“No, Rolf.”
horlock_was_super
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I always warned my Dad that one day his pride would kill him.
Sure enough this morning his favourite lion ate him.
Sure enough this morning his favourite lion ate him.
sir baconface
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Don’t remember the joke. However, I confess that Goblin came before gobblin’ in my memory stakes.Only the FOC’s will remember the Goblin Teasmade joke.
Fella checks into a hotel, first morning he wakes up there’s a knock on the door, a scantily clad girl is holding a tea pot, she enters the room, pours him a brew and gives him a blow job. This happens every morning, fella goes to check out, his bill his treble what the room rate was so he questions it. He’s told “ well Sir you did take advantage of our Goblin Teasmade Service”Don’t remember the joke. However, I confess that Goblin came before gobblin’ in my memory stakes.
As I said one for the FOC’s as the younger ones will have no idea what a Goblin Teasmade was.
Tip for you, don’t bother going to watch Ladies Beach Volleyball, you’ll be surrounded by other male perverts. Go to the men’s version, four blokes on the sand but you’ll be in the company of bikini wearing hooching fandan all around you.
The perfect fumble
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Brilliant....
Fiftyyearsandcounting
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?