Joke thread

[aguero93:20]

Brilliant....

Slightly disturbing the child has to tell his mother she's only allowed to hit one of them.

 

[A57 the snake]

Just seen Suggs and Chrissy boy busking outside Tesco … Fooking madness.

 

[bluemanchester]

If everybody is as bored as me this last week, excluding rugby, could they post some jokes in the joke thread please as there have only been about 30 posted since Thursday and I need a laugh. The match day thread usually gives a good laugh especially after I've been at the game but with no match day thread and few jokes posted its boring.

 

[Bantamgaz]

Manchester United ????

 

[Mr Fraser]

Slightly disturbing the child has to tell his mother she's only allowed to hit one of them.

I know if it was that baby in the video it's an easy choice

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Manchester United ????

Pmsl

 

[A57 the snake]

If everybody is as bored as me this last week, excluding rugby, could they post some jokes in the joke thread please as there have only been about 30 posted since Thursday and I need a laugh. The match day thread usually gives a good laugh especially after I've been at the game but with no match day thread and few jokes posted its boring.

Seems you like egg chasing and a joke , you could crack on and post one ! ;)

 

[yeseye]

 

[messedupface]

If everybody is as bored as me this last week, excluding rugby, could they post some jokes in the joke thread please as there have only been about 30 posted since Thursday and I need a laugh. The match day thread usually gives a good laugh especially after I've been at the game but with no match day thread and few jokes posted its boring.

I honestly don't get it

 

[Blue Mist]

I honestly don't get it

OK let me explain. He's bored yes? And other than rugby there is nothing to make him laugh, still with me? So he's asking.... on hang on a minute, he missed the punchline off.

He was meant to put 'it's ok I've got my bike outside'