Joke thread

[kippaxneil]

My nephew says he just found a whip, a mask, and some handcuffs in his mum's bedroom.
He can't believe it, she's a superhero!

 

[bluebc]

 

[sir baconface]

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Hells bells two Soccer AM references in the last few posts.

We'll be having naked ramblers next.

 

[bumbleblue]

 

[kippaxneil]

Greggs have announced that they are planning to start a delivery service next year using drones.
Sounds a bit pie in the sky to me!!!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I got half way through but then lost the thread..

Yon knit!! It's a purler!!

 

[BackofJeanette]

I was in a cafe today and two waitresses had a massive row over how long to leave a teabag in the cup. It got so bad it ended up in violence.

I asked the manager what had happened and he told me it had been brewing for ages....

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]