Joke thread

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[oakiecokie]

I’ve just been thrown out of Weight Watchers.

I accepted the decision with huge grace, because they threw her out as well.

Courtesy of Garry Delaney. How do I know ? Just been watching the best bits of his from Mock the Week, very funny.
Check it out on YouTube.

 

[Uwe Already]

I tried to use the phrase "BeefStew" as my password. My IT department disallowed it, said it wasn't stroganoff...

 

[ray21]

I saw a horse box yesterday,
It wasn’t very good, it’s gloves kept falling off.

 

[blue44]

 

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