Joke thread

[JRockBlues]

I used to be a shit Bow and Arrow Salesman, I could never hit my targets.

Your supervisor should be taking names & kicking butts*

*what archery targets are actually called

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Mary had a little skirt,
With slits right up the sides,
And every time she crossed her legs,
The boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt,
With a slit right up the front,
She never wore that one.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[ray21]

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[sir baconface]

I’ve quit my job at the erectile disfunction clinic.

I never got a rise in years.

 

[ancoats]

there was a charity fun-rising day at the local hospital today and I won the hide-and-seek game in the I.C.U ward

 

[The perfect fumble]

 

[Lavinda Past]

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