Joke thread

[hammocity]

I hear Millets have gone into administration...will this be the winter of our discount tent?.

That was actually a slogan used by Millets or Black’s of Greenock (can’t remember which) after the winter of discontent in 78/79.

 

[sir baconface]

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Let‘s imagine this depicts your average government-sponsored enterprise.

Which three are the bosses?

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

That was actually a slogan used by Millets or Black’s of Greenock (can’t remember which) after the winter of discontent in 78/79.

Prefer these lines later on in the soliloquy...

He capers nimbly in a lady's chamber
To the lascivious pleasing of a lute.

 

[kippaxneil]

I got a great deal in a millets sale once.

There was so much, the budgie put on six ounces in a week

I had a parrot once who was obese and suffering.
Must admit, a sad day when it died but a great weight off my shoulders.

 

[Lavinda Past]

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[dickie davies]

Read the comments

 

[aguero93:20]

Read the comments

My favourite is "if I had a quid for every time he looked at me, I'd have 50p."

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Read the comments

Can only do that if you’re on X. Anyway, what’s Russell Howard been up to?

 

[dickie davies]

Can only do that if you’re on X. Anyway, what’s Russell Howard been up to?

He does crop up in yhe comments
There are posts such as "he's on VAR this weekend "

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Can only do that if you’re on X. Anyway, what’s Russell Howard been up to?

What ever it is it won't be making people laugh. Just like all of his career.