Joke thread

[mancity2012_eamo]

Thick ****
Why doesn’t he stand sideways on

Yeah, he’s a right clown.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Had a woman at work with a classic Peter Kay joke the other day...

She was telling me about how her daughter was being done at work for gross misconduct and the company haven't followed the right procedures....

So I said... The same happened to my mate, he was working on the Waltzers in Blackpool and they sacked him without giving him the right grounds for appeal...

So he sued them for Funfair dismissal...



Her face was a picture.

 

[bluebc]

 

[Big Swifty]

The weather lately is positively Islamic.

Partly Sunni, mostly Shi'ite.......

 

[Mr Fraser]

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Think you've got the wrong thread?

 

[talkativesprout]

Think you've got the wrong thread?

Are you sure this thread is for you?

 

[Lavinda Past]

Are you sure this thread is for you?

Some people just don't cotton on. He should have been in stitches, but he just got the needle.

 

[WickyWain]

Some people just don't cotton on. He should have been in stitches, but he just got the needle.

I'm sew done with these puns.

 

[Hertzblue]

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[talkativesprout]

I'm sew done with these puns.

I could put up with them all night, then again I used to be a Singer