Joke thread

[KS55]

Thick ****
Why doesn’t he stand sideways on

The correct method is to stand on your hands facing the urinal and your shoes braced against the wall. With this stance, covering yourself in urine is a piece of piss.

 

[LWashington]

Thick ****
Why doesn’t he stand sideways on

If the selfish **** just turned round 180 degrees, the dwarf hiding down the back of his pants could have a piss.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Does his feet go right to the end of those shoes ?

 

[Blue_eyes]

Fckin hell, was totally and utterly hammered senseless last night.

Woke this morning in a disgusting bed with stinking piss stained sheets the lot, next to me was a fat blob of a woman snoring away.

Fearing the worse I pulled the sheets back, sure enough there was signs that we had had sex, and round her ankles was a pair of skidmarked knickers.

I could not believe how disgusting it must have been...............still, at least I made it home.

 

[kippaxneil]

Just bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands whilst in the Trafford Centre. Well, I say 'bought'...I actually stole it off a short, fat, ginger kid.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

If the selfish **** just turned round 180 degrees, the dwarf hiding down the back of his pants could have a piss.

No wonder his shoes are yellow.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Addicted to seaweed?

Seek kelp.

 

[Petethemancinleeds]

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Sadly, I find that quite amusing.

Me too. I’m a sick fucker like you.

 

[havefaith]

Not sure wherelse to put this :-)