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Bill Walker
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LWashington
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That guess could Ernő my respect.
Bill Walker
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Well to do wife suspects husband of shagging the maid.
So that night when he does his usual "My stomach hurts I'm just off to the bathroom" routine, she scurries down to the maids room as she knows she has gone out for the night, gets in bed naked..
Within 10 minutes the door opens and he gets atop of her in the dark and makes slow passionate love to her.
After he finishes she says in a direct voice "I bet you didn't expect me to be here"
In reply the gardener says " I bet you didn't expect me either"
So that night when he does his usual "My stomach hurts I'm just off to the bathroom" routine, she scurries down to the maids room as she knows she has gone out for the night, gets in bed naked..
Within 10 minutes the door opens and he gets atop of her in the dark and makes slow passionate love to her.
After he finishes she says in a direct voice "I bet you didn't expect me to be here"
In reply the gardener says " I bet you didn't expect me either"
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blue44
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There's a ladies invitation golf tournament and 3 friends are competing with their husbands as caddies. Just preparing to tee off at the final hole, Englishwoman's skirt is caught by a sudden gust of wind and reveals a total absence of knickers. The woman is mortified and hisses loudly to her husband "You and the others don't give enough housekeeping money and we must economise somehow". Suitably embarrassed he pulls out a £20 note and says "Get yourself to Victoria'a Secret".
The Irish lady now tees off and again a sudden gust of wind exposes nil panties. Her husband, shame faced, pulls out a tenner and says "Visit M&S to cover up".
The Scots lady tees off and yet again reveals no underclothing. Her husband produces a comb and says "Aggie - just tidy yourself up a bit".
The Irish lady now tees off and again a sudden gust of wind exposes nil panties. Her husband, shame faced, pulls out a tenner and says "Visit M&S to cover up".
The Scots lady tees off and yet again reveals no underclothing. Her husband produces a comb and says "Aggie - just tidy yourself up a bit".
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