Joke thread

blue wang · 2024-12-25T19:15:54+0100

Is that a suicide attempt?

bladdered · 2024-12-25T19:40:09+0100

Xhavenjoe said:
What the heck is that purple ball thing (top left)

bladdered · 2024-12-25T19:51:04+0100

East Level 2 · 2024-12-25T21:25:40+0100

Which athlete is the warmest?

A long jumper.

Who delivers Christmas presents to sharks?

Santa Jaws.

Indaparkside · 2024-12-25T23:05:32+0100

East Level 2 said:
Which athlete is the warmest?

A long jumper.

Who delivers Christmas presents to sharks?

Santa Jaws.

Who tells shit jokes
East Level 2

East Level 2 · 2024-12-25T23:57:42+0100

Indaparkside said:
Who tells shit jokes
East Level 2

Shit jokes? Shit bloody jokes eh?
I'll have you know they came from some averagely priced crackers.
Bah humbug n all that.

JRockBlues · 2024-12-26T00:48:08+0100

Q. Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
A. It was stuffed.

Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A. A Christmas quacker.

JRockBlues · 2024-12-26T00:54:53+0100

northendenton said:
Still no sorry