Joke thread

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

While I take your point, it's very easy to end up in the 'get a fucking move on you tosser' area if someone is doing what you suggest.

Oh, I completely agree.
I find it a useful exercise in patience for all involved, including myself.

 

[BimboBob]

Oh, I completely agree.
I find it a useful exercise in patience for all involved, including myself.

Never been but it sounds like fun.

 

[stonerblue]

When faced with overly agressive scanning I I take the approach of ‘It doesn’t matter how fast you throw them through. I’m the slowest part of your process, so you’ll have to wait anyway while I comfortably take my sweet time.
Oh, and mind the biscuits, or I’m going back mid pack for a new packet.’
Payment happens once I’m satisfied I’ve got everything in my bags that I wanted.
Enjoy your fascism back with interest.

yeah, cos packing your shopping is really hard isn't it..

 

[Lavinda Past]

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[blue44]

 

[SCEtoAUX]

Who played Football for Scotland, Cricket for England and Rugby for Wales?

Archie Gemmill, David Gower and Gareth Edwards

 

[yeseye]

 

[sir baconface]

I no longer see my wife and kids.

And it's all because of gambling...

I won the lottery and moved to Florida.

 

[hihosilva]

I'm looking to buy a Lighthouse to live in
Nothing too flashy though

 

[Bill Walker]