Joke thread

[Tuearts right boot]

I always get my bags ready in the trolley and thrown them straight in them, it’s like supermarket sweep!!

Me and the Mrs have it off to a fine art and it starts when you unload the trolley with heavy and frozen items going on first.....bread and cakes obviously go last, bags open, in the trolley....she pays, sharp intake of breath followed by " we only came in for a pint of milk " then I'm off to the car with trolley. Load up said car, get quid ( pocket money ) or token back at trolley park.......high 5s all round, piece of piss.

Then we do it all again at Lidl next door.

 

[stonerblue]

I made one up last week;

Went to the doctors the other day complaining of mental anxiety. I felt like i had the weight of the world on my shoulders.
Also had tunnel vision and smelled of chives.
Doc told me i had Pringles...

 

[Nellies left peg]

I made one up last week;

Went to the doctors the other day complaining of mental anxiety. I felt like i had the weight of the world on my shoulders.
Also had tunnel vision and smelled of chives.
Doc told me i had Pringles...

Dont give up your day job Stoner. :-)

 

[Cellarite]

I made one up last week;

Went to the doctors the other day complaining of mental anxiety. I felt like i had the weight of the world on my shoulders.
Also had tunnel vision and smelled of chives.
Doc told me i had Pringles...

Cold outside you know…

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Me and the Mrs have it off to a fine art and it starts when you unload the trolley with heavy and frozen items going on first.....bread and cakes obviously go last, bags open, in the trolley....she pays, sharp intake of breath followed by " we only came in for a pint of milk " then I'm off to the car with trolley. Load up said car, get quid ( pocket money ) or token back at trolley park.......high 5s all round, piece of piss.

Then we do it all again at Lidl next door.

Had to read that twice. Thought this was going to be a joke about The National Gallery!

 

[stonerblue]

Cold outside you know…

Already got the lot on

 

[stonerblue]

Me and the Mrs have it off to a fine art and it starts when you unload the trolley with heavy and frozen items going on first.....bread and cakes obviously go last, bags open, in the trolley....she pays, sharp intake of breath followed by " we only came in for a pint of milk " then I'm off to the car with trolley. Load up said car, get quid ( pocket money ) or token back at trolley park.......high 5s all round, piece of piss.

Then we do it all again at Lidl next door.

rules...

 

[ray21]

Nunez

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]