Joke thread

[Tuearts right boot]

she's looking at the crocs dissaprovingly

....and the punchline is....???

 

[Lavinda Past]

'Non-rurals' will probably need a detailed explanation for this one....

 

[NorCalBlue]

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Had a student in my class a few years back called Cindy Livers!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

The middle picture from left to right, is Antony, Hoglund and Garnacho turning up in their best ever boots.

I read that in the voice of Newman and Baddiel doing History Today

 

[blue44]

....and the punchline is....???

she's shocked,by the crocs.
tickled me but not you

 

[RadcliffeRick]

United Thread - 2023/24

Great post. Irrelevant as a footballing entity but box office for comedy gold. Makes me laugh every time I see Maguire starting. He's like that kid at school that gets a game because you don't have enough players. Running in the wrong direction, bumping into other players, square boots, square...

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[blue44]

United Thread - 2023/24

Great post. Irrelevant as a footballing entity but box office for comedy gold. Makes me laugh every time I see Maguire starting. He's like that kid at school that gets a game because you don't have enough players. Running in the wrong direction, bumping into other players, square boots, square...

forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk

Excuse me
not having that
I'v been tempted hundreds of times over the last decade,and didn't post that.
too easy
;-)

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Excuse me
not having that
I'v been tempted hundreds of times over the last decade,and didn't post that.
too easy
;-)

It's up there with the crocks and bike outside the chippy jokes :-)

 

[blue44]

It's up there with the crocks and bike outside the chippy jokes :-)

Ouch
I'll call it a day then.

 

[kippaxneil]

My Uncle used to get paid £50 an hour just to clean up leaves from people's gardens...he was raking it in.