Joke thread

blue44 said:
A chef goes for a job jnterview
owner asks him
"can you cook,can you cook a fried egg for me ? "
bloke says yeah,so the owner says show me
The chef throws an egg in the air,catches it on his shoulders,lets it roll down his chest,catches it in his left hand,cracks it on the side of the pan and fries it.

Owner says good,could.you do.it again?
The chef throws the next egg really high,amazingly ,he catches it and balances it on his forehead fow a few seconds,lets.it roll down his face,onto his chest,then he flips it back in the air,catches it in his right
hand ,cracks it on the pan and cooks it.

owner says wow

the chef says " well.come.on then,tell me ,have i got the job ? "

the owner says No

You fuck about too much !
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And where did the chef leave his bike?
 
I'm stuck on one too

People who get on your nerves
N_gg_rs


Southpark joke if you haven't seen it, very funny. Youtube it.
 
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