Joke thread
- Thread starter mrcunny
- Start date
JRockBlues
Well-Known Member
Alisson Becker is good with his feet.
Zubrman
Well-Known Member
Well he can't stay on them when an opponent is within three metres of him!
Bill Walker
Well-Known Member
sir baconface
Well-Known Member
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but had to leave.
It was just one ting after another.
It was just one ting after another.
Bill Walker
Well-Known Member
Zuriblue
Well-Known Member
Which one’s Roooney’s?
lefty goldblatt
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- 1 Jul 2012
- Messages
- 5,837
Same here
Because I was shy, I was told "all you do is sit in da corner and ting"
roman totale
Well-Known Member
Doug Smith is on his deathbed, and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.
He asks for two witnesses to be present to record his last wishes. When all is ready, he begins to speak.
“My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.
My daughter, Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end.
My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.
For my dear wife, Sarah, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."
The nurse and witnesses were blown away; they had no idea about his extensive property holdings. As Doug slipped away, the nurse turned to Mrs. Smith and said, Your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all of his property".
She replied, "Property? ....the old duffer had a milk round!"
He asks for two witnesses to be present to record his last wishes. When all is ready, he begins to speak.
“My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.
My daughter, Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end.
My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.
For my dear wife, Sarah, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."
The nurse and witnesses were blown away; they had no idea about his extensive property holdings. As Doug slipped away, the nurse turned to Mrs. Smith and said, Your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all of his property".
She replied, "Property? ....the old duffer had a milk round!"