Joke thread

[blue44]

 

[mrcunny]

 

[Lavinda Past]

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True(ish) story....

It's not well known that Tiny Tenable has a huge cock. He was with a girl one night and got her back to his place. When she saw his massive cock she said "that's too big for my fanny, I'll just suck the end"
"Fuck off" said Tiny, "I can do that for myself".

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

I quit my job to pursue my dream in archaeology, my career is now in ruins.

 

[Lavinda Past]

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[dronefromsector7G]

Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up. I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up. I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.

Some one keeps calling my number, must think I'm the met' office. Keeps asking "Is the coast clear"?