Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

Got a letter from the doctors a few days ago offering me a shingles vaccination.
I went in to the surgery to book my appointment and said that I wanted to get my name on the Shingler's list.

The receptionist looked at me vacantly.

I'm saving my Valerie Shingleton pun for injection day.

 

[blue44]

Should have taken a detour across Irish Sea to Muff.

Iv never been a diver

;-)

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[BimboBob]

Should have taken a detour across Irish Sea to Muff.

Could have gone West into Northamptonshire and had a look at Bell End.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Could have gone West into Northamptonshire and had a look at Bell End.

North to Bolton and the delightfully named Nob End

 

[Mozzer]

We seem to be in the second generation of meme jokes.

We’re in the age where most memes have been posted before, but are reposted by people unaware that they’re on their second viewing cycle.

I guess as they get further recycled, they’ll hit the bin and die a death.

The wife brought home a tub of ice-cream and asked if I wanted some. "How hard is it?" I asked. She cheekily
replied, "As hard as your cock when you're thinking about me naked!". I said "Go on then, pour me a
glass....."

 

[Grassland Blue]

Got a letter from the doctors a few days ago offering me a shingles vaccination.
I went in to the surgery to book my appointment and said that I wanted to get my name on the Shingler's list.

The receptionist looked at me vacantly.

I'm saving my Valerie Shingleton pun for injection day.

I presume you used your best Sean Connery impersonation!

 

[ray21]

Got a letter from the doctors a few days ago offering me a shingles vaccination.
I went in to the surgery to book my appointment and said that I wanted to get my name on the Shingler's list.

The receptionist looked at me vacantly.

I'm saving my Valerie Shingleton pun for injection day.

You drink Shingletons whisky I expect.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[blue44]