Joke thread

[lefty goldblatt]

It's not even like the names are the most made up thing in it...

I know.
There was at least 8000 at that bread and fish gig
I reckon Swales was in charge of the turnstiles

 

[lefty goldblatt]

They've done a 2020s versions
Jesus' fams were
Tyler
Harrison
Jaxon
Charlee-Boo
Slater
JoJo
Slayer

 

[blue b4 the moon]

They've done a 2020s versions
Jesus' fams were
Tyler
Harrison
Jaxon
Charlee-Boo
Slater
JoJo
Slayer

You could add Fila into that list....I once interviewed a woman who named her child after her favourite trainers, her words not mine.

 

[Cellarite]

I’m not a ghost but I walk through doors everyday without arousing suspicion.

I think it's a play on words and he means she walked "through" the door. As in, walked through the door without opening it or smashing through it.

 

[KS55]

Joseph said to the Virgin Mary:
”Just how Jewish will this baby be?”

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

I assume the creator of that meme doesn’t understand how the bible was translated.

Spoiler alert: Jesus wasn’t Jesus.

According to my understanding of transubstantiation Jesus was a cracker.

 

[Agueroooooooooooo]

"Ever seen an elephant hiding up a tree?"
"No"
"Fucking good at it aren't they?"

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

According to my understanding of transubstantiation Jesus was a cracker.

Thought it was Jacob that was crackers?

 

[Grassland Blue]

"Ever seen an elephant hiding up a tree?"
"No"
"Fucking good at it aren't they?"

How do elephants hide in cherry trees?
They paint their toenails red.

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
No?
Works doesn't it?
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How can you tell when an elephant's been in your fridge?

Huge footprints in the ice-cream.
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How many elephants can you fit in a mini?

Four.

Two in the front and two in the back.
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