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bluemc1
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Surrounded by 1000 indians the lone ranger says " i think we are in touble Tonto " Tonto replies "whats all this WE white man ? "
nobody can eat fifty eggs
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Knock knock.......
Who's there?
Doctor......
Doctor who?
I thank you, I'm here all week folks.....
;-)
Who's there?
Doctor......
Doctor who?
I thank you, I'm here all week folks.....
;-)
johnmc
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I've never heard of a dick in.
Ourman
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johnmc said:I've never heard of a dick in.
They make cider.
Mad Eyed Screamer
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William Shakespeare walked into a bar and the landlord shouted at him
''Get out, ya bard!''
''Get out, ya bard!''
BimboBob
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I hate food wastage but I couldn't finish the wookie steak I ordered as it was too chewy.
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manchester blue
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kenzie115 said:Mad Eyed Screamer said:A white horse walks into a pub and the landlord says
''we have a whiskey here named after you''
The horse replies
''Eric?''
I really like this :)
So do I. And the Shapkespeare one too. When I shared them though, with thanks to the OP, apparently they were shit!! Just us then.
As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport, President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London,where they change into a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards the Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets out the most horrendous earth shattering fart everheard in the British Empire. The smell is so atrocious that both the passengers in the carriage, must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach, but, the two dignitaries of State do their best to ignore the incident.
"Mr President, said the Queen, please, accept my regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."
Obama, always trying to be "Presidential," responded: "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought... Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London,where they change into a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards the Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly, the right rear horse lets out the most horrendous earth shattering fart everheard in the British Empire. The smell is so atrocious that both the passengers in the carriage, must use handkerchiefs over their noses. The fart shakes the coach, but, the two dignitaries of State do their best to ignore the incident.
"Mr President, said the Queen, please, accept my regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."
Obama, always trying to be "Presidential," responded: "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought... Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."