moonshiner
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I got a dig bick.
You that read wrong
You read that wrong too.
You that read wrong
You read that wrong too.
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BlueHammer85
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moonshiner said:
very good
jimharri
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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is visiting me this friday, my ex-wife is due to arrive on saturday and my wife is due back after visiting her mother on sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all."
The doctor replies, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."
The man says, "You have a deal Doc."
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling. The doctor asks, "What happened to you?"
The man answered, "Nobody showed up!"
The doctor replies, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."
The man says, "You have a deal Doc."
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling. The doctor asks, "What happened to you?"
The man answered, "Nobody showed up!"
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jimharri said:
thats a cracker
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jimharri said:
Some of the best jokes come from Norn Iron.
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blue12
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A thief broke into my house last night and started searching for money.
I woke up and searched with him!!
I woke up and searched with him!!
A policeman on a horse stopped a little girl and said, "did father christmas get you that bike?"
"Yes", she said.
He said, "well next year, tell him to get you some lights and reflectors", and gave her an on the spot fine.
She said, "did father christmas give you that horse?"
"Yes", he said.
She said, "well next year, tell him the cock goes underneath the horse, not on top".
"Yes", she said.
He said, "well next year, tell him to get you some lights and reflectors", and gave her an on the spot fine.
She said, "did father christmas give you that horse?"
"Yes", he said.
She said, "well next year, tell him the cock goes underneath the horse, not on top".
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A policeman ran towards me and said, "What happened?"
I told him: "A Man Utd fan fell in the river."
He asked: "Did you not help him?"
I replied: "I was going to but then he just fell in by himself."
I told him: "A Man Utd fan fell in the river."
He asked: "Did you not help him?"
I replied: "I was going to but then he just fell in by himself."
Ste1969
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I've just heard a lorry driver has shed his load on the M6.
If I could only drive at 56 miles per hour I'd probably have an occasional wank too.
If I could only drive at 56 miles per hour I'd probably have an occasional wank too.