Joke thread

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[dobingsdobber]

I've been wassailing a couple of times in West Sussex, where the Repair Shop is filmed, and can confirm they are not that weird. Just normal people with long beards and pointy hats who sing songs about apples. In fields. With a drum.

So essentially it's the local Amdram group doing the Wicker Man.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Where did he hide his stuff.... 'Behind the fridge door ???'




CDs and T shirts available in the foyer folks

Was that was what Shakin Stevens asked him?

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

Excuse me," I said to the woman sat in front of me on the bus, "You have some semen on the back of your jacket.""I'm sure it's not semen," she said "It's probably yoghurt.""It's definitely semen," I said "I don't ejaculate yoghurt."

 

[BimboBob]

So essentially it's the local Amdram group doing the Wicker Man.

You get free cider to toast the apple harvest. Maybe it's drugged and the weak are taken away and bummed before being ritually sacrificed to appease the great apple God, Granny Smith.

As I said...free cider!