Joke thread

[cinnamon]

Bad vibrations

Nah, it's Fun Fun Fun.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Ah yes. I see what you mean. Are you a perchance a trained meteorologist?

That’s not how you spell mammarologist!

 

[dobingsdobber]

You get free cider to toast the apple harvest. Maybe it's drugged and the weak are taken away and bummed before being ritually sacrificed to appease the great apple God, Granny Smith.

As I said...free cider!

That's my kind of religion! Count me in Bob.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

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Last thing I need on a Saturday morning hangover - giant kebab shoved in my face!

 

[bluethrunthru]

Joey Barton













Thats it - thats the joke

 

[Grassland Blue]

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They probably just remove his blade legs.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Bollocks.
That Billy Connolly circa 2010

No, it's that Dickenson bloke off The Real Deal.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Last thing I need on a Saturday morning hangover - giant kebab shoved in my face!

Did you wake up next to Katie Price?

 

[bluebc]

 

[DrBlueBob]

Last thing I need on a Saturday morning hangover - giant kebab shoved in my face!

Surely that would a great thing to deal with said hangover.