dronefromsector7G
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I got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone six times in a row.They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts…
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They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts…
Tuearts right boot
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Serious, today.....a mate comes in work for a chat. He's got about 10 acres of land with an old deserted gold mine on it. He cleared the land and bought an all singing all dancing metal detector to have a prospect. He gets all kinds of readings, beeps and buzzes but only finds an old nail. After a while he gave up. It was only as he was putting it away that he realised the noises and contacts he was making with the detector all came from the fact he had steel toe caps in his boots.
Blue Llama
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Tuearts right boot
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It's carrotist and I for one am extremely offended, who do I complain to ?
The local parsnip.
Zubrman
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The Swedish Consulate.
Turnip in
BimboBob
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I'm getting into classical music...
