Joke thread

[blue44]

 

[Hertzblue]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[SCEtoAUX]

A man walks into a Chinese chippy with some rubbish in his hand.
"Excuse me" he said, "but where's yer bin?"
"Oh, I bin Hong Kong" says the Chinese guy.
"Sorry", "you misunderstand" says the man.
"Where's yer wheely bin?"
"Oh, I wheely bin Hong Kong".....

Now you see I remember that as a Chinese dustman knocking on a bloke's door for quite some time and saying "Where you bin?". Bloke says "Sorry, I was on the toilet"... "No no no... where you WHEELY bin?"... "Oh alright, I was having a wank."

 

[bennyboy]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[ancoats]

I was reading the paper last night and said to the wife, that's sad news the last one of Ken Dodds's Diddymen has died
did he, No love doddy

 

[bumbleblue]

Nina Hossain really mispronounces Jeremy Hunt's name on ITV News

We all know where this is going.

metro.co.uk

Not a joke but made me laugh

 

[roman totale]

My mate just divorced his cross-eyed wife.
She was seeing someone on the side.