Joke thread

Grassland Blue said:
A man walks into a Chinese chippy with some rubbish in his hand.
"Excuse me" he said, "but where's yer bin?"
"Oh, I bin Hong Kong" says the Chinese guy.
"Sorry", "you misunderstand" says the man.
"Where's yer wheely bin?"
"Oh, I wheely bin Hong Kong".....
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Now you see I remember that as a Chinese dustman knocking on a bloke's door for quite some time and saying "Where you bin?". Bloke says "Sorry, I was on the toilet"... "No no no... where you WHEELY bin?"... "Oh alright, I was having a wank."
 
Stuuuuuu said:
Surely you realise that you don't have to share every shit 'joke' that you see online? Couldn't you at least hold back on the 90+% that are shit, and be somewhat more selective? Most of this thread is full of your low-level shit sharing.
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cheers mate.

there is an " ignore " option.
 
Stuuuuuu said:
Surely you realise that you don't have to share every shit 'joke' that you see online? Couldn't you at least hold back on the 90+% that are shit, and be somewhat more selective? Most of this thread is full of your low-level shit sharing.
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One man's low level is abother man's brow.
 
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