Joke thread

[KS55]

Breaking News: Jigsaw murderer falls to pieces at trial and gets sentenced to 4 years and over.

I bought a jigsaw which said “5 years and over” on the box but I did it in 2.

 

[Big Swifty]

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I assume you mean the car boot?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[Lavinda Past]

I assume you mean the car boot?

Actually, I was referring to an elephant's nose...

;-)

 

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[One Fan Clapping]

Hey now! ;-)

I don’t get it??

Is your bike outside??

It was not a pleasant departure, either…he bolted!

Anybody else not get any of Chicago’s jokes?

 

[Lavinda Past]