Joke thread

[Maintainin]

Breaking News: Jigsaw murderer falls to pieces at trial and gets sentenced to 4 years and over.

Truly puzzling.

 

[mrcunny]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

Too soon?

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[ray21]

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[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

What did one snowman say to the other?

Can you smell carrots?

 

[ChicagoBlue]

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Hey now! ;-)

 

[ChicagoBlue]

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I don’t get it??

Is your bike outside??

 

[ChicagoBlue]

I think his open door policy was not so appropriate

It was not a pleasant departure, either…he bolted!

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[RayCTID]

There have been reports that a hole in the wall has appeared at the local Nudist Camp. Police are looking in to it.

 

[Stuuuuuu]

There have been reports that a hole in the wall has appeared at the local Nudist Camp. Police are looking in to it.

We are also receiving reports of a large-scale theft from the wig factory. Police are combing the area.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

There have been reports that a hole in the wall has appeared at the local Nudist Camp. Police are looking in to it.

Dont tell me, the toilet has been stolen as well so they have nothing to go on..............................

 

[RiversideBlue]

There have been reports that a hole in the wall has appeared at the local Nudist Camp. Police are looking in to it.

There have also been reports of a large theft of Viagra tablets. Police are looking for some hardened criminals.