Joke thread

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Guy’s a fraud. Where’s the Net Spend Trophy?

And the IFOUEFA trophy?

 

[Lavinda Past]

Yeah, I thought WTF, and then it dawned!

I used to wonder where the sun went at night.

And then it dawned.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[bluebc]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Longballutd]

I’ve got a phobia of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I’ve got a phobia of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.

Speed bumps are shit. If anything, they slow you down.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

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What a wanker

 

[dronefromsector7G]

For her birthday, I took my wife to an orchard and we stood there looking at the trees for half an hour.Not the Apple Watch she was expecting apparently.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Speed bumps are shit. If anything, they slow you down.

It’s not the speed bumps that fuck your suspension, as you get road signs and they’re easy to spot.
It’s the fucking speed potholes that do the damage!