Joke thread

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

He probably wanted to tell the doll he was leaving, but needed to let her down gently..................

He used to tell everyone he had a girlfriend who went down on him several times a night.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Probably 5 loaves and a couple of fish.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Travellingman]

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Soar ?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

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Hahaha, only 6% of people are psychopaths!

 

[Barcon]

Hahaha, only 6% of people are psychopaths!

A much larger percentage just want an apple.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

A much larger percentage just want an apple.

Agree but I wouldn't want those other two wankers getting more than me, I would ensure that I got at lest my share, if not a bit more!!