Joke thread

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[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[JASR]

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You would have thought that with him being the adopted son of a carpenter that the church would be overrun with 'original Jesus's chair, table, milking stool, candlesticks and other assorted wooden artifacts (no crosses clearly!)', seems like they've missed a never ending relic trick there.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[J.G.Blue.]

A young whale & his girlfriend were swimming in the sea when they saw a whaling ship in the distance,
look said the whale those are the bastards that killed my father a few years ago, so he asked his girlfriend if she would help him get his revenge & she agreed,
He said look if we sneak underneath the ship and push water up quickly with our blow holes the ship should capsize & they will all drown, the plan worked well but as the ship was sinking some of the survivors were swimming to the shore, come on said the whale we must kill them by eating them before they reach safety but sadly his girlfriend said.................. look I might have agreed to the blow job but I am certainly not swallowing any seamen.

 

[Maintainin]

 

[Maintainin]

 

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