Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

My mate saw the doctor today about a mole on the end of his dick.

The doctor reported him to the RSPCA.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

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It appears that they have a fixation about knobs and buttocks. Explains a lot about them :-)

 

[Bill Walker]

It appears that they have a fixation about knobs and buttocks. Explains a lot about them :-)

Pisspot Creek is my favourite :)

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Tuearts right boot]

One stormy night, there’s a tapping on a door... A man opens the door to see a snail on the step.
“Can I come in?” asks the snail.

“No” says the man, picks up the snail and throws it over the hedge..

2 weeks later, there’s a tap on the door again, and on opening it, the man sees the snail.

“What did you do that for?” says the snail.

Where in the name of sweet Jesus do you get them from. They're utterly shite but for some reason, make me laugh.

edit. No, some make me laugh.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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Google maps is going to be busy this morning.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Pisspot Creek is my favourite :)

Closely followed by...Mount Meharry