foetus said:Can't use that excuse....I don't have a housemate. My password isn't the easiest to crack either ;)BimboBob said:foetus said:
Don't even remember posting this...must've been after a few drinks
Or you were hacked...
is it kippax ?
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is it kippax ?
law74
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Exam test blunders:-
Johns net pay is £150. His deductions are £38.
Q Work out Johns Gross pay
A The money he spends on porn magazines each week.
Q state one mandatory deduction from Johns pay
A Beer
Q State one voluntary deduction from Johns pay
A Tax
Name Britains highest award for bravery
A Probably Nelsons Column
What was the greatest threat to world peace during the 1980's
Probably Heavy Metal because it was very loud.
What happens during a census?
A man goes from house to house and increases the population
What were Jesus' closest group of followers known as?
The 12 Decibels
Explain the term "Free Press"
When your mum irons your trousers for you
Which artificial waterway runs from the Mediterranean to the Red Sea?
The Sewage Canal
Name the smaller rivers that flow into the Nile?
The juveniles
More to follow.
Johns net pay is £150. His deductions are £38.
Q Work out Johns Gross pay
A The money he spends on porn magazines each week.
Q state one mandatory deduction from Johns pay
A Beer
Q State one voluntary deduction from Johns pay
A Tax
Name Britains highest award for bravery
A Probably Nelsons Column
What was the greatest threat to world peace during the 1980's
Probably Heavy Metal because it was very loud.
What happens during a census?
A man goes from house to house and increases the population
What were Jesus' closest group of followers known as?
The 12 Decibels
Explain the term "Free Press"
When your mum irons your trousers for you
Which artificial waterway runs from the Mediterranean to the Red Sea?
The Sewage Canal
Name the smaller rivers that flow into the Nile?
The juveniles
More to follow.
foetus
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ILoveBumSex69Blue Mist said:is it kippax ?foetus said:My password isn't the easiest to crack either ;)
pfazz
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I remember when we were younger we were so poor that if on Christmas morning you didn't wake up with an erection you had fuck all to play with.
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law74 said:Exam test blunders:-
Johns net pay is £150. His deductions are £38.
Q Work out Johns Gross pay
A The money he spends on porn magazines each week.
Q state one mandatory deduction from Johns pay
A Beer
Q State one voluntary deduction from Johns pay
A Tax
Name Britains highest award for bravery
A Probably Nelsons Column
What was the greatest threat to world peace during the 1980's
Probably Heavy Metal because it was very loud.
What happens during a census?
A man goes from house to house and increases the population
What were Jesus' closest group of followers known as?
The 12 Decibels
Explain the term "Free Press"
When your mum irons your trousers for you
Which artificial waterway runs from the Mediterranean to the Red Sea?
The Sewage Canal
Name the smaller rivers that flow into the Nile?
The juveniles
More to follow.
PLEASE DON'T! !
Tuearts right boot
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RadcliffeRick said:law74 said:Exam test blunders:-
Johns net pay is £150. His deductions are £38.
Q Work out Johns Gross pay
A The money he spends on porn magazines each week.
Q state one mandatory deduction from Johns pay
A Beer
Q State one voluntary deduction from Johns pay
A Tax
Name Britains highest award for bravery
A Probably Nelsons Column
What was the greatest threat to world peace during the 1980's
Probably Heavy Metal because it was very loud.
What happens during a census?
A man goes from house to house and increases the population
What were Jesus' closest group of followers known as?
The 12 Decibels
Explain the term "Free Press"
When your mum irons your trousers for you
Which artificial waterway runs from the Mediterranean to the Red Sea?
The Sewage Canal
Name the smaller rivers that flow into the Nile?
The juveniles
More to follow.
PLEASE DON'T! !
Been buying cheap crackers again have we....
Liar!!!foetus said:ILoveBumSex69Blue Mist said:is it kippax ?foetus said:My password isn't the easiest to crack either ;)
brass neck
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How do you comfort an English Teacher?
There, their, they're!
There, their, they're!
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So the other night I stumbled out of the local, utterly arseholed. I saw a guy stood at the bus stop and I slurred to him "Do you know which way is north?" He replied "Hang on, I have a compass on me." I frowned angrily. "I'm lost you fucking useless ****. A fucking compass? How is drawing a fucking circle going to help me get home?!"<br /><br />-- Sun Dec 29, 2013 7:10 pm --<br /><br />I went to hospital last night to give a urine sample. "Can you go in the cubicle please?" the nurse asked. I did so and then she rested a beaker on the desktop, which was bizarrely fifteen feet away on the other side of the room. "Fill it up in your own time, sir."
I frowned. "What? All the way from over here?"
"Yes, that's it."
"Are you being serious?"
"No, sir. I'm taking the piss."
I frowned. "What? All the way from over here?"
"Yes, that's it."
"Are you being serious?"
"No, sir. I'm taking the piss."