LWashington
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My parents separated three days after I was conceived.
It turned out my dad had mistaken super glue for lube.
It turned out my dad had mistaken super glue for lube.
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mancity2012_eamo
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You’re getting better Lavinda. Keep trying. I had a chuckle at that one.
Lavinda Past
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The first rule of Condescending Club is rather complex, and I don't think you'd understand it if I explained it to you.
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A teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, she thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable. "Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?" After some thought, Jane proudly replied with "Monday".
"Great Jane, that has two syllables, Mon......day"
"Does anyone know another word?"
"I do, I do, me me me" replied Johnny.
Knowing Johnny's more 'mature' sense of humour, she picks Mike instead.
"Ok Mike, what is your word?"
"Saturday". says, Mike.
"Great Mike, that has three syllables, Sa...tur...day".
Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says "I know a four syllable word, pick me....."
Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K.
Johnny what is your four syllable word?"
Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur...ba...tion."
Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, "Wow, Johnny, four syllables, that certainly is a mouthful"
"No Miss" says Johnny, "You're thinking of blow job.... that's only two syllables".
"Great Jane, that has two syllables, Mon......day"
"Does anyone know another word?"
"I do, I do, me me me" replied Johnny.
Knowing Johnny's more 'mature' sense of humour, she picks Mike instead.
"Ok Mike, what is your word?"
"Saturday". says, Mike.
"Great Mike, that has three syllables, Sa...tur...day".
Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says "I know a four syllable word, pick me....."
Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K.
Johnny what is your four syllable word?"
Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur...ba...tion."
Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, "Wow, Johnny, four syllables, that certainly is a mouthful"
"No Miss" says Johnny, "You're thinking of blow job.... that's only two syllables".