Joke thread

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Like the private school advent calendar. Same as a normal one except your dad's business contacts open the doors.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[KS55]

A guy walks in to see his doctor, complaining that, every time he breaks wind, it makes a truly embarrassing sound.

“Doc, every time I let loose, it make funny sound, like “HONDA!” Unfazed, the MD refers him to a dentist.

When he gets there, the dentist says, “Open, please”, then concludes, “uh huh, there it is, what you have is just an oral infection. Everyone knows that ABSCESS makes the FART go HONDA.”

1956 wants its joke back.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

A guy walks in to see his doctor, complaining that, every time he breaks wind, it makes a truly embarrassing sound.

“Doc, every time I let loose, it make funny sound, like “HONDA!” Unfazed, the MD refers him to a dentist.

When he gets there, the dentist says, “Open, please”, then concludes, “uh huh, there it is, what you have is just an oral infection. Everyone knows that ABSCESS makes the FART go HONDA.”

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Bill Walker]