Joke thread

[Vienna_70]

What do you call a Serbian dog with nothing around its neck?




Aleks Collar Off.

 

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I was outraged when my local pub refused to serve shorts and half-pints

I told the landlord, the correct term nowadays is, 'little people.'

 

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I was having trouble sleeping so I went to the doctor and he gave me a blindfold … yes a blindfold.

To be honest, I can’t see myself wearing it.

 

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