Joke thread

[LWashington]

What do you call a Serbian dog with nothing around its neck?




Aleks Collar Off.

What do you call a Bosnian dog that nuts lizards ?

Edin Gecko

 

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[Vienna_70]

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That’s so bad, it’s good.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom sees Mom sitting on top of Dad. Johnny asks what are you doing to Dad Mom? A little embarrassed and struggling for an answer Mom says your Dad has wind so I am just pushing it out for him.

Little Johnny says well that’s a waste of time, when you go to work the lady down the street is only going to come round and blow it back in again!

 

[Lavinda Past]

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!"