Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

A newlywed calls her mother sobbing.

Mom: Honey what’s wrong?

Newlywed: Mom, it’s awful, John just had an accident at work and cut off his finger.

Mom: Oh no! That’s awful! His whole finger?

Newlywed: No, the one next to it.

 

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[Uwe Already]

I started reading a book about zero gravity - it’s so good, I just can’t put it down!

 

[Vienna_70]

In a recent survey to establish which city English people consider the country’s second, people in Liverpool said, "Liverpool," people in Birmingham said, "Birmingham," and people in Manchester said, "London".

 

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Nope, don't get that one.

 

[jimharri]

Nope, don't get that one.

Didn't Hitler used to do a spot of painting?

 

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Didn't Hitler used to do a spot of painting?

Ah yes he did.