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Grassland Blue
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A large woman walks into a pub in Liverpool raises her arm revealing her hairy armpit and says loudly, "Anyone in here care to buy a lady a drink?"
Everyone ignores her except for squinty eyed old Patrick sat at the end of the bar.
"I"ll get the ballerina a drink", he says slapping some money on the top of the bar.
The woman accepts the drink and quickly swallows it.
A moment later she raises her arm again, revealing a hairy armpit and says loudly, "Anyone in here willing to buy a lady a drink?"
Again everyone ignores her except for squinty eyed Patrick at the bar who slaps some money down and says, "Bartender, get the ballerina another drink!"
The barrender gets a fresh drink and says to Patrick, "Ok, here's the drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"
Patrick replies, "Well isn't it obvious?
Any woman who raises her leg that high has to be a ballerina!"
Everyone ignores her except for squinty eyed old Patrick sat at the end of the bar.
"I"ll get the ballerina a drink", he says slapping some money on the top of the bar.
The woman accepts the drink and quickly swallows it.
A moment later she raises her arm again, revealing a hairy armpit and says loudly, "Anyone in here willing to buy a lady a drink?"
Again everyone ignores her except for squinty eyed Patrick at the bar who slaps some money down and says, "Bartender, get the ballerina another drink!"
The barrender gets a fresh drink and says to Patrick, "Ok, here's the drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"
Patrick replies, "Well isn't it obvious?
Any woman who raises her leg that high has to be a ballerina!"
Lavinda Past
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Fun fact... The percentages come out much the same when applied to Australian painters...
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