Lavinda Past
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Teach a man how to fish...
and you can bang his wife every weekend
and you can bang his wife every weekend
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Lavinda Past
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I asked my wife if we could use toys during sex last night
You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
Lavinda Past
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George Santos has married the heir to the Head and Shoulders fortune.
He's now George Head and Shoulders née Santos.
He's now George Head and Shoulders née Santos.
Lavinda Past
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I was suprised that my robot vacuum I bought in Czechia was taking very long to clean my house
Turns out it was Slovak
Turns out it was Slovak
Lavinda Past
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There's only one thing that beats a girl with an amazing voice....
... Chris Brown
Who's Chris Brown?
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May have smiled wider if you used your dinky….
Lavinda Past
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Chris Brown was arrested for physically assaulting his then-girlfriend, Rihanna. The incident occurred the night before the 2009 Grammy Awards, and left Rihanna with visible injuries, including a split lip and bruises on her face.
In a sworn statement, an L.A. detective said that Brown had punched Rihanna repeatedly in the face and arm, even biting her ear all while maneuvering their rental down the street. With the car stopped, he put her in a headlock causing her to slowly lose consciousness as she struggled to break free.