Fuck me. I posted that as a silly joke, thinking it was nonsense!
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Lavinda Past
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Q. What do you do when you come across an elephant in the jungle?
A. Wipe it off and apologise.
A. Wipe it off and apologise.
Lavinda Past
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Leather is rated based on its texture. Cows with abundant water sources typically have soft hides, rated "A".
But hides from cows living in hot, dry climates are typically "D" hide-rated.
But hides from cows living in hot, dry climates are typically "D" hide-rated.
Lavinda Past
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If a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, they call him a stallion.
If a stallion sleeps with a bunch of girls, they shut that riding school down.
If a stallion sleeps with a bunch of girls, they shut that riding school down.
Lavinda Past
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I’ve started investing in stocks.
Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
Lavinda Past
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Just tried to use E-bay, only to find out its totally useless
I searched up "lighters" and it gave me 32,572 matches
I searched up "lighters" and it gave me 32,572 matches
Lavinda Past
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Mahatma Gandhi Is well known for hunger strikes to highlight the sins of British imperialism. As a result he was very thin and frail by the time of his death.
What is not well-known is that starvation diets often lead to bad breath. He also went on multiple pilgrimages in just sandals, and sometimes even barefoot. This led to his feet becoming very tough.
Which means that he was a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
What is not well-known is that starvation diets often lead to bad breath. He also went on multiple pilgrimages in just sandals, and sometimes even barefoot. This led to his feet becoming very tough.
Which means that he was a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
Lavinda Past
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Her 4th wedding
An 88-year-old was being interviewed on the local news station after getting married for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation.
“He’s a funeral director,” she answered.
“Interesting,” the newsman said. He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.
She told him she’d first married a banker when she was in her early 20s, then a circus ringmaster in her 40s, later on a preacher in her 60s, and now the funeral director.
The interviewer asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
She smiled and said, “One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go.”
An 88-year-old was being interviewed on the local news station after getting married for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation.
“He’s a funeral director,” she answered.
“Interesting,” the newsman said. He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.
She told him she’d first married a banker when she was in her early 20s, then a circus ringmaster in her 40s, later on a preacher in her 60s, and now the funeral director.
The interviewer asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
She smiled and said, “One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go.”
