Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

 

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[Lavinda Past]

People join the Foreign Legion to forget their former lives.

This new guy enlists, and is sent to a FL outpost way out in the desert.

“So, what do you guys do for fun out here?” he asks the sergeant. Sergeant leads him to the edge of the outpost and shows him a camel. One day, the sergeant comes out to see the new guy up on a ladder behind the camel, pumping away.

“Is this how they do it?” he asks.

“Well, I suppose you can do that,” says the sergeant, “But most guys prefer to saddle it up and ride into town.”

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

That awkward moment when you have done a crap and find there is no paper in the dispenser, so you check nobody is outside the cubicle and make that awkward walk with trousers and boxers at ankle length, whilst you make your way to the next toilet. I’m nearly at Tesco now

 

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[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

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