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Zuriblue
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Never allow an Everton player to walk your dog.
They are incapable of holding on to a lead.
They are incapable of holding on to a lead.
Shouldn’t that be too short?
Two old guys were having a few jars in their local boozer. The first one said "I feel very sad that my two marriages didn't work out - Both wives died" The other said "What happened to the first?" He replied "Poisoned mushrooms."
"Oh dear", said his friend "How did the second die" The first said "Fractured skull" "Oh that's really terrible what on earth happened?" The first replied "She wouldn't eat her mushrooms."
"Oh dear", said his friend "How did the second die" The first said "Fractured skull" "Oh that's really terrible what on earth happened?" The first replied "She wouldn't eat her mushrooms."
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A Tibetan monk has been discovered in a mountain cave in Nepal. He is considered the oldest person in the world at 165 years old.
He was found in a state of deep meditation called "takatet".
When he was first discovered they thought he was a mummy. However the archeologist examining what they thought was a mummy discovered that he had vital signs and was alive!
Among his things, they found an old scroll that read: "Has Gary Birtles scored for United yet?.”