Joke thread

[the talisman]

View attachment 131896Just you wait,the thing’s i’m going to do to you .

Who is this? (I left England years ago)

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Who is this? (I left England years ago)

A fierce hungry Irish fat rag twat or Eamon Holmes as he's known in some circles.

 

[the talisman]

A fierce hungry Irish fat rag twat or Eamon Holmes as he's known in some circles.

Fuck I remember him
The years have not been kind

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Fuck I remember him
The years have not been kind

Apparently he only met this woman when she offered to give him a “quickie” but he thought she meant “quiche”.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Fuck I remember him
The years have not been kind

He had lost a lot of weight a couple of years ago, ill type loss of weight but unfortunately he's put it all back on since ;(

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Fucking hell!
Donald Trump gets everywhere (bottom right).

Good spot mate :)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Blue Mist]

Okay I will ask!
Someone is M.I.A.
I don't want to say the posters name just in case it has some sort of Beetlejuice effect!

Nah, don't worry. I'm still here just not posted for a few days.

 

[GornikDaze]

Okay I will ask!
Someone is M.I.A.
I don't want to say the posters name just in case it has some sort of Beetlejuice effect!

I noticed that as well. The jokes are still crap but there’s way less to wade through! ;)

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Just filling in for Lavinda: