Joke thread

[Tuearts right boot]

Mrs KS told me she really enjoyed the threesome the other day. Pity she didn’t invite me.

You didn't miss much

 

[bennyboy]

Hezbollah's new Head of Communications.

 

[geoff hammond]

Two old guys were having a few jars in their local boozer. The first one said "I feel very sad that my two marriages didn't work out - Both wives died" The other said "What happened to the first?" He replied "Poisoned mushrooms."

"Oh dear", said his friend "How did the second die" The first said "Fractured skull" "Oh that's really terrible what on earth happened?" The first replied "She wouldn't eat her mushrooms."

World Famous Embassy club. 1982.

 

[KS55]

lol.. No, like Sergio ... " He cannot be replaced"

Sergio’s jokes were terrible.

 

[Blue Llama]

lol.. No, like Sergio ... " He cannot be replaced"

Fortunately

 

[bladdered]

Nicely trimmed bush.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]