Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

^^^^^^^ @Lavinda Past burner account?

Not me mate. I only have one account.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[JRockBlues]

 

[Lavinda Past]

The first rule of palindrome club is sibulce mordnilap foelurts rifeht.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Hecklers anonymous meeting tonight 7pm.
Bring your own boos.

 

[bennyboy]

 

[Lavinda Past]

It took me a while to convince my friend that suicide was never the answer.

Turns out it was and we lost the pub quiz by one point.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?

Or is it one of Granny's myths?

 

[Skr1975]

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I could read that every day for the rest of my life and still not have the foggiest