Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

Our local Sainsbury's has a special Polish section.

When I got there the shelves were full of jars of pickles and packets of dried meat and stuff, all covered with foreign writing.

All I wanted was a can of Mr Sheen.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I've just bought a motorcycle which used to belong to Errol Brown from Hot Chocolate.


It started with a kick.

 

[Lavinda Past]

I took my new clarinet back to the music shop,

"I don't know what it is, " I said, "I can only seem to be able to play the song Perfect Day on it properly. Nothing else seems be right or in tune. "

"Let's have a look, " said the assistant as he dismantled my clarinet,

"Ha, there's the problem" he said, "it looks like it was fitted with a Lou Reed."

 

[KS55]

I took my new clarinet back to the music shop,

"I don't know what it is, " I said, "I can only seem to be able to play the song Perfect Day on it properly. Nothing else seems be right or in tune. "

"Let's have a look, " said the assistant as he dismantled my clarinet,

"Ha, there's the problem" he said, "it looks like it was fitted with a Lou Reed."

Sorry, hopelessly contrived.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Sorry, hopelessly contrived.

No, definitely Perfect Day...

:-)

 

[citizen_maine]

Sorry, hopelessly contrived.

Vicious

 

[Lavinda Past]

When I was 16 years old I told my mum I wanted to get a motorbike.

She said, "You are not buying a motorbike.... Your uncle died in a horrible motorcycle accident. . You can have his bike."

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[bennyboy]